We'd like to thank all of you for your great suggestions about cleaning up the spill, capping the well, hiring PR firms, and performing anatomically improbable acts of penance. These ideas have been so creative and interesting, and we've had such a good time reading them, we're almost reluctant to point this out, but...
We're Not THAT BP!
Here's BP Logix Vice President E. Scott Menter with some thoughts designed to help clear up the confusion:
Of course, we're happy to hear any ideas you have. Or maybe you would just like to know more about our groundbreaking (but NOT oil-spilling) business process management solutions. Either way, please enter your contact information and comments in the form below. Unlike those OTHER guys, it won't take us 90 days to get back to you!
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